Ben and JLO have broken up! HAHAHAHAHA! Ok, not that terrible. But I really didn't give a shit about them, and was so sick of hearing about them on Access Hollywood. I mean, REALLY, who actually believed they would get married??
I feel so sick from lack of sleep. My stomach is upset. I just want to go to bed.
My parents are home now which means I don't have to look after the cats! BUDDY was the one who kept me up. Dumb ass.
Wahoo! I'm gonna watch the Conan O'Brien anniversary special tonight!