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2003-06-20 - 6:05 p.m.
I am getting so sick of this nonsense. I can't even write entries half the time. ARRGH.

Hooray! It's the weekend now! Work has gone ok this week. I ACTUALLY got my paycheck on time today too! There's a case of chicken pox going around, and 2 kids had to be sent home on Wednesday. One actually came with it. Hello?? If your kid has chicken pox, keep them HOME! Kerry called the ministry to ask them if it was alright if the kids could stay. Of course the answer was NO. Idiot. I could have told her that.

I got a girl at work to watch Jackass the movie. haha. I told her about it awhile ago, and the other day she told me her and her boyfriend rented it. She said that it was funny, but also very twisted. HAHA. She was like "I don't understand why they would do stuff like that to themselves."

Mom is at the cottage with her friend Sherry for a girls weekend. I'm stuck home with my dad and brother. Mom told me I couldn't go with her because it was a weekend for the "older girls" Whatever.....

I'm gonna go lie down since there's nothing to do. Oh yeah! Steve-O was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. He was hilarious! He went out on the street dressed in Harry Potter clothing and did "magic tricks". The funniest "trick" was when he had someone hold a set mouse trap and he put his tongue on it.

Here's something for a laugh


Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Fly who rest on toilet seat, get pissed off!

Girl who douche with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

He who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

Man who scratch ass, should not bite fingernails.

Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it.

House without toilet is uncanny.

If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Wife who put husband in doghouse, soon find him in cat house.

Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

Secretary not permanent till screwed on desk.

Man who put cream in tart, not always baker.

War never determine who right, just who's left.

A bird in hand make hard to blow nose.

It take square ass to shit brick.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl!

Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.

Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.

Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

Learn to masturbate--come in handy.

Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.

Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.

Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.

Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.

Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

Man who kisses girls' behind, gets crack in face.

Passionate kiss like spider web - - lead to undoing of fly.

Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.

Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.

Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.

Man with penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.

Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

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