Abotax says:
That was weird
mel says:
welcome back
Abotax says:
My computer screen went gray and I couldn't even do anything
Abotax says:
thanks
Abotax says:
lol
mel says:
did you have to restart?
mel says:
god tried to take you away from me
Abotax says:
Yeah. lmao!
Abotax says:
Well I'm back
Abotax says:
I beat the crap outta god
mel says:
lol
mel says:
yay
Abotax says:
He's unconscious on the floor
mel says:
HAHA
mel says:
is he naked?
Abotax says:
Nope
Abotax says:
lol
mel says:
semi naked?
Abotax says:
He's wearing a tanktop and shorts
mel says:
lol
Abotax says:
and he's got a beer gut
mel says:
HHAA
Abotax says:
lmao
Abotax says:
*kicks god*
mel says:
Abotax says:
Wanna join in? Lets beat the crap outta god!
mel says:
yeah!!!!
Abotax says:
yaaaaay
mel says:
hehehe
Abotax says:
God, you're goin down!
mel says:
we'll be so cool
mel says:
BAD BAD GOD *SMACK*
Abotax says:
Yeah! Everyone will be like "Mel and Mel just beat the crap outta God!"
Abotax says:
lol BAD GOD!!
mel says:
and i'll take his pants off
mel says:
and photograph him
Abotax says:
haha then we'll make a website called Pictures of God Naked
mel says:
lol
Abotax says:
haha
Abotax says:
*kicks god again*
mel says:
*takes anohter picture*
mel says:
OMG he had an erectio
mel says:
n
Abotax says:
haha naked god with a small penis
mel says:
HAHAHAH
Abotax says:
*squashes gods erection*
mel says:
lmao
Abotax says:
uh oh god is crying. I think he's saying he wants more beatings
mel says:
hahaha
mel says:
*slaps him*
Abotax says:
*bites him*
mel says:
*burns him*
Abotax says:
*punches him in the gut*
mel says:
*slices his gut open*
Abotax says:
*takes out a frying pan and serves up gods intestines to starving people*
mel says:
lol
mel says:
*pours chlorine in his gaping wound and sews him back up*
Abotax says:
*throws salt in his eyes*
mel says:
*scoops his eyes out throws them to the dogs*
Abotax says:
*shoves a pair of high heels up gods ass*
mel says:
*burns his finger and toe nails off*
mel says:
HAHA you're funny
Abotax says:
lol you are too!
Abotax says:
We're both so weird!
mel says:
yay
Abotax says:
yaaaaaay!!
Abotax says:
I'm gonna save this convo later and then post it in my diary! lol
mel says:
lol!
Abotax says:
mel says:
Abotax says:
mel says:
tick tock
Abotax says:
cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo!
mel says:
Abotax says:
mel says:
hehehe
mel says:
*makes elephant noises*
Abotax says:
lol!
Abotax says:
baaaaa
Abotax says:
neiiiigh
mel says:
cheep cheeep
Abotax says:
oiiiink
mel says:
oooo-OOOOOH-oooo <--- owl
Abotax says:
lol!
mel says:
Abotax says:
squeak squeak
mel says:
quack quack
Abotax says:
roaaaar
mel says:
hmmm
mel says:
beep
Abotax says:
lol
Abotax says:
uh....
mel says:
whats up chicky poo?
Abotax says:
*makes whatever sound a giraffe makes*
mel says:
lol
Abotax says:
Not much. lol. Just being very bored
mel says:
*makes rhino noises*
Abotax says:
*makes seal noises
mel says:
whats the time there?
Abotax says:
5:48pm
mel says:
ooooo
Abotax says:
I had chicken wings for supper!
Abotax says:
lol
mel says:
lol
Abotax says:
They were yummy
mel says:
br
mel says:
b
Abotax says:
o
Abotax says:
k
mel says:
honk
Abotax says:
beep beep!
Abotax says:
wb!
mel says:
hehehe
mel says:
thanky
mel says:
my hair is such a mess
Abotax says:
lol mine is too
mel says:
damn pain killers arent working
Abotax says:
uh oh
Abotax says:
not good
mel says:
yeah :/
Abotax says:
take more
mel says:
haha
mel says:
YOU WANT ME TO DIE!
Abotax says:
lol! No way!
Abotax says:
ring ring
Abotax says:
telephone
Abotax says:
not for me
Abotax says:
lol
mel says:
damn phones
mel says:
it's all gods fault
Abotax says:
Damn god!
Abotax says:
But what can we do? I think we've done all we can to him.
mel says:
we could kill him
Abotax says:
haha we didn't do that last time? Hmmm we blinded him, gave his intestines to hungry people and used him as a human punching bag.
mel says:
hmmm
mel says:
i think we should cut his head off
Abotax says:
Cut off his head and go bowling with it!
Abotax says:
lol
mel says:
YES
mel says:
and use his ribs as pins
Abotax says:
I like the way you think!
Abotax says:
lol
mel says:
Abotax says:
What can we use to cut his head off?
mel says:
a saw
mel says:
or nail file
Abotax says:
eek, I think a nail file would take a long time. lol
Abotax says:
We'd be better off using a saw
mel says:
hmmm
mel says:
you're right
Abotax says:
Got a saw?
mel says:
nope
Abotax says:
uh oh.
Abotax says:
Let me look for one
Abotax says:
Found one! yay!
Abotax says:
Lets get to work
mel says:
YAY
Abotax says:
*starts sawing god's head off*
mel says:
*collects his blood in a cup*
Abotax says:
What are we gonna do with his blood?
mel says:
drink it
Abotax says:
lol
Abotax says:
*completely saws gods head off*
Abotax says:
there, now we have to get his ribs
mel says:
haha
mel says:
*pulls one out and masturbates with it*
mel says:
~_^
Abotax says:
lmao
mel says:
hhehe
Abotax says:
*waits for Mel to finish up*
mel says:
HAHA
mel says:
dude, i so need another pain killer brb
Abotax says:
lol ok
mel says:
i took one meant for period pain
mel says:
oh well
Abotax says:
eek
Abotax says:
lol
mel says:
if i suddenly go quiet.. i've died!@
Abotax says:
Nooooooooooo
mel says:
awwwwww
Abotax says:
Try not to die tonight
mel says:
i wont die because then i'll have to leave you
Abotax says:
that would be bad
mel says:
mh
mel says:
m
Abotax says:
So are we gonna bowl with gods head or what? lol
mel says:
yeah lets go
mel says:
*lines up his ribs*
Abotax says:
Who's going first?
mel says:
YOU!
Abotax says:
Ok
Abotax says:
Yay!
Abotax says:
*bowls with gods head*
Abotax says:
STRIIIIIIIIIKE!!!!
Abotax says:
WHOO HOO!
mel says:
hahaha
mel says:
MY TURN MY TURN
Abotax says:
Ok!
mel says:
*BOWLS A FAST ONE*
mel says:
DAMN IT!!! only 1 rib down
Abotax says:
awwww
Abotax says:
you can still pick up a spare
mel says:
hah
Abotax says:
*crosses fingers*
mel says:
*eats your fingers*
Abotax says:
Hey! I just remembered! You stole my fingers!
mel says:
lol
mel says:
i guess i'm kind of greedy
Abotax says:
It's ok. I'm bowling with the stubs
mel says:
ha
Abotax says:
my turnnnn
mel says:
go go go!
Abotax says:
*bowls*
Abotax says:
AHHH GUTTER BALL!
Abotax says:
NOOOO
mel says:
awwww
Abotax says:
your turn
mel says:
*bowls* AGGHHH my hand is stick in his nose
Abotax says:
ewwww boogers
mel says:
GOD BOOGERS
Abotax says:
lets feed it to the dog!
Abotax says:
haha thanks for signing my guestbook
mel says:
thanks for signing mine
Abotax says:
No problem!
Abotax says:
*gets tired of bowling with god's head and starts kicking it around like a soccer ball*
mel says:
*joins in and kicks it so hard it breaks a window* oopsy!!!!!
Abotax says:
Run!!
mel says:
haha
Abotax says:
That woman doesn't look to happy to have god's severed head in her living room!
mel says:
hmmm
Abotax says:
Lets go back and laugh at her!
mel says:
and we can maybe kill her
Abotax says:
yaaaay!
Abotax says:
Lets go kill the old lady!
mel says:
we can shove her walking stick down her throat!!
Abotax says:
first we beat her with it!
Abotax says:
*beats old lady with walking stick*
mel says:
*BREAKS HER LEGS OFF AT THE KNEES*
Abotax says:
*knocks her head in*
mel says:
lol
Abotax says:
blood is everywhere
mel says:
we can use her hair to mop it upo
Abotax says:
*grabs old ladys head to mop up the blood*
Abotax says:
ahhh! It's a wig!
mel says:
OH NO
mel says:
what about her pubic hair?
Abotax says:
*lets mel check*
Abotax says:
lol
mel says:
HHA *pulls down her granny pants*
mel says:
OMG it's a forest!!!!!
Abotax says:
lol!
Abotax says:
lets just use the wig to mop up the blood
mel says:
ok!
mel says:
*gets mopping*
Abotax says:
*helps mop*
mel says:
*mops some more*
Abotax says:
*mop mop moppy
mel says:
*mopsy*
Abotax says:
*mopsy moopsy*
mel says:
hmmm
mel says:
i'm attempting to drink this frozen drink
Abotax says:
lol!