The African bullfrog, or Pixie frog as it is often called (because of it's latin name, not because it's as cute as a fairy!), is one of the largest frogs in South Africa. Usually, they hang out in open grassland, and if there are any to be found, they'll sit around in puddles. When startled, these frogs will blow up like balloons to scare away the intruder! In the dry season, they will burrow into the ground. These guys eat lots and lots of really big bugs, fish, mice, lizards, and even other frogs.
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I'm a Fossilised Dead Monkey. I sit quietly in a glass cage while all around me the hu-mans practice vivisection on my ancestors.
Still, the duster does tickle nice. It arouse I!
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