"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!" - Happy Gilmore
"Why don't you take these CD's and shove them up your ass?"
"Becasue it would hurt a lot, Warren." - Empire Records
Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded. - Bring it On
"Let it never be said that your anal retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results!"
"You can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus." - Dogma
"We're in a band called the Barenaked Ladies. You might remember us from when you used to beat us up in high school" -Ed from Barenaked Ladies
I can't think of anymore! When I do, I'll post later!